About Us
Who are we ?
To be quite honest, even sometimes we don't know
A Few Words About
Our Team
Put your mind at rest knowing that a professional bunch of clowns are looking after you.
Donald Trump
Professional Idiot
Elon Musk
Worlds richest stoner
Chewbacca
Wookie Gaffa
Borris Johnson
Lockdown enthusiast
Mr ?
Finance Department
Harold Shipman
Health Department
Worldwide Shipping
We very much doubt it, we have problems delivering next door
Best Quality
Finnest quaility cheap knock offs
Best Offers
You're best off looking somewhere else
Secure Payments
Just let Mr ? take care of any financial arrangements.
You can always rest assured you’re in safe hands
Here at Thalarion we always feel we have a duty of care to all our customers