2.3 out of 5 stars (based on 6 reviews)
I felt like the Bastard at the family reunion
February 16, 2026
Someone told me about a vacancy at Thalarion and said they thought I might be a good fit due to it being a laid back environment. Unfortunately nothing could be further from the truth. I knew I was punching as soon as I walked through the door and that those guys were on another level, so I just ordered an extra large kebab, fucked off and ignored my phone.